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(3 Dead Bodies | Gunshot to the Head)

[23 Sep 2007|01:19am]

offbeatromancex
 Interesting, so many people to kill, and no one has posted in 2 years?

I will kill the human race. 

Why? Because they, or I suppose I should use the term 'we' are polluting the Earth, and shit, if you don't see how dumb most humans are than your ignorant. HAHA Sorry I don't mean to turn this on you personaly. Look at government, look at America, look at China, look at the educational system, look at gangs, look at media, look at clothing lables and how many people abide to them for comfort, look at anything on the internet, need I say more?
How? Between the mass destruction of detonating millions of bombs or creating a virus that can eat away at your organs, which I'm not sure I like so so much because it would affect animals and the entire ecosystem.. I'm not really sure. Maybe, some kind of airborn substance that only the human brain can self-destruct itself from, and of course I'd die in the act.

"One man can change the world with enough ammunition"

(Gunshot to the Head)

[28 Nov 2005|02:15pm]

vividwings
Join FightStories!

(5 Dead Bodies | Gunshot to the Head)

[02 Jan 2005|09:49am]

no_lexicon
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

I want to kill pantywaste this punk is a total bastard when it comes to living, shes all 'look at me im Asian' and im just like 'you know what, shut the hell up you scenester dyke.' I totally wanna stab her in the eye and then break a bottle over her head, afterwards i'll chew on the shards until they're significantly smaller and spit them into her face, the glass in turn will cut open her face in several places and my aids infected blood will also in turn infect her, so she can die a horribly lame slow death of sorrow. I hate her, so much, GOD. After shes a lifeless corpse i'll take a shit on her too and have my dog rape her.

(Gunshot to the Head)

[06 Dec 2004|10:28pm]

rubylamb
[ mood | moody ]

KRISTEN ARNOLD IS DEAD. AND I KILLED HER.


i cut off her enormous sagging tits and shoved one up her ass (since she likes to ass screw for coke) and shoved the other one down her throat to finish her off.

(Gunshot to the Head)

Name change. [26 Nov 2004|06:45pm]

infectedstar
Formerly doomychild (soon to be deleted). I had killed Janet Jackson. Can I please switch my claim under this name, infectedstars? I noticed that I still wasn't on the kill list (which I posted months ago), but yeah, just letting you know I'm changing names.

Thankyou

(Gunshot to the Head)

[26 Nov 2004|02:37pm]

flavoredtrash__
Kill Robert Ryan Gotham.

(Gunshot to the Head)

[24 Nov 2004|12:14pm]

flavoredtrash__
murder

Redrum

(Gunshot to the Head)

[20 Nov 2004|09:32pm]

flavoredtrash__
I WANNA FUCKING KILL SOMEONE SO FUCKING BAD.. OHHH HELL MOTHER FUCKING YA!!


anyone and everyone..
special this guy named robbie..

shove a thin glass tube up his dick and break it, make him drink water and fucking DIEEE.

You put a slave owner on a 1 dollar bill, and u wanna kno why i kill ppl

Bleedxthexsorrow on aim

(Gunshot to the Head)

[24 Oct 2004|03:59pm]

violetnce
I'm killing Beyonce and Godsmack. Beyonce will just be shot at one of those red carpet things. Godsmack will have a bomb on their tour bus. Are they dead yet?

(Gunshot to the Head)

[06 Oct 2004|03:25pm]

asterisk665
The following people are to be, by me, tortured, burned(fire and chemical), mutilated, eviscerated, dismembered, and, after sufficient pain and bleeding, killed.

-The New York Yankees
-The Atlanta Braves
-Bill O'Reilly
-Racists
-The makers of those tension headache commercials
-This Zak kid
-People who mistake me for this one guy who doesn't take showers
-Eminem
-Democrats
-Republicans

And finally, since someone beat me to George Bush, I'll just defile his corpse.

(3 Dead Bodies | Gunshot to the Head)

Hmmm... [17 Jul 2004|03:38pm]

queerandstrange
[ mood | devious ]

I still want to kill this cunt I know called Krystie-Lea and I want to make a public event of it. Then I can finally get on with life...
I want to be begged and pleaded with to not kill her, repeatedly apologized to, have them throwing up in worry and anticipation, their hearts in their mouths the whole time.
Thinking they are talking me around, as I stand there with her head pulled back and the knife to her neck.
Lowering the knife as they tell me that "I am not alone" and "It doesn't have to be like this" and 1,000,000 other cliched phrases I've seen in far too many bad films.
My eyes welling up, with remorse and sympathy and a sudden understanding they might understand, them breathing a slow sigh of relief, a sudden reassurance that everything will be ok.
Oh, but I am cruel! It's nothing but an elaborate hoax! Totally opposing the calm and collected way that I lowered my knife, I raise it again, grinning from ear to ear, then I cut her a new smile, she is now grinning from ear to ear, loving the feeling the sharp blade makes as it penetrates and slices open her flesh.
The audience gasp once more, ah hah! And I laugh, she is choking, she is dying and bleeding profusely, her blood all over me and herself, dripping onto the concrete floor, she is dead.
By now I would have probably been shot...meh.

The reason why she is dead is because she is a fucking cunt and has done nothing for people and she is pathetic and cannot take what she dishes out - she is a fucking pussy... And she can't deal with rejection and is a lost, dissolusioned little girl - and she is some fucking makeshift fucking lesbian who can't even pleasure a girl - believe me, I've heard! If she weren't dead she should give the fuck up and go back to guys who I doubt she can even do much for anyway...

BY ALL ACCOUNTS KRYSTIE-LEA IS NOW DESERVEDLY DEAD...

(10 Dead Bodies | Gunshot to the Head)

[09 Jul 2004|11:12pm]

tender_paradox
kill me,maybe then I will stop loving her...

(if you see this...yes Becky just kill me, I can't make myself stop loving you I'm sorry...)

yes I'm pathetic so what! another reason to kill me...just do it

(4 Dead Bodies | Gunshot to the Head)

[09 Jul 2004|10:09pm]

doomychild
Janet Jackson needs to be strung up by her nipple rings and sodimised with a splintered stick.

(Gunshot to the Head)

[09 Jul 2004|02:19am]

tender_paradox
die die!!! you should die! I will kill you and make you suffer just like you made me suffer and die too...

you suck! I hate you!

(Gunshot to the Head)

[01 Jul 2004|08:33pm]
curiously_qualm
[ mood | pissed off ]

I want to kill everyone who has ever mistaken me for another person.

IDIOTS. RIP THEIR HEADS OFF and then print an obituary on them. WITH THE WRONG NAMES

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(Gunshot to the Head)

DIE AGAIN! [19 Jun 2004|11:01pm]

5cream_at_m3
[ mood | crazy ]

i wanna kill hilary duff 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Gunshot to the Head)

DIE DIE DIE [19 Jun 2004|10:59pm]

5cream_at_m3
[ mood | aggravated ]

im killing chris from good charlotte!!!!!!

(Gunshot to the Head)

[02 Jun 2004|11:57pm]

johnnyringo
I'm killing Doc Holliday.

(1 Dead Bodies | Gunshot to the Head)

[31 May 2004|07:15pm]
kevin_allin
Hello.
I'd like to kill the following:
All members of Good Charlotte, Jesus freaks, Emily Rhoads [MeatMeansMurder], BAM FAGS, and the stupid smelly losers who think Jackass/Bam Margera is CKY.

Mostly I'd love to kill Emily Rhoads.
I'd love to hang her from meat hooks.
Especially by sticking meat hooks through her vagina, forcing it to go through her uterus and latch the meat hooks so they’re seeping out of her stomach. After that I would shave her head and cut off her arms to use her arms as tools to gage out her eyes, I’d slice out her tongue, cut off her nose, cut off her ears and put her head in a pot of steaming hot water. While her head is boiling, I’d rip out the meat hooks so her vagina is mutilated. I’d chop up her body, separating the bones and skin and organs. I’d take the organs and put them in an acid container. And the skin in another acid container. I’d take the bones and take a sledgehammer to them. Then afterwards, I would sweep up the remains of the bones and take a shovel and dig. After about 8 ft, I would place the remaining crushed bones in the hole. After a few hours of fun, I then would take her head, which would be a skull now, and take the sledgehammer to it, too. I would then bury the bones. I would take the mush which was once her skin and organs and pour it in the toilet and take a huge shit on top and flush it down.


Thanks.

(Gunshot to the Head)

[28 May 2004|06:26pm]

societys_freak
[ mood | pissed off ]

I'd LOVE to kill: BECKY TAYLOR & KYLE LISENO.

I'd Kill Kyle Liseno by first: hanging him from a tree. then: cutting off his left leg. after: pulling a "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and shoving the stub in a huge bowl of SALT. finally: i'd cut his dick off and let him bleed to death.

REASON: HES A PRICK.

I'd kill Becky Taylor by running her over with an 18-wheeler. fast and less painful than Kyle, I know. But I can't stand to see that bitch any longer.

REASON; SHE'S A RUG - MUNCHING CUNT.

thank you =)

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